Reasons why men may have two dogs but NOT two wives
The later you arrive home, the more pleased your dogs are to see you.Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
If you think another dog is gorgeous, other dogs do not hate it!
Dogs do not notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Dog’s parents do not visit you.
Dogs do not hate their own bodies.
Dogs agree that you have to sometimes raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs like to do their own snooping outdoors rather than in your wallet or desk.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Dogs can’t talk.
You never have to wait for a dog. They are always ready to go out 24 hrs a day.
Dogs can find you good company even when you are drunk.
Dogs like to go out hunting & fishing.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”.
If a dog has babies you simply put an ad in the paper and sell them.
A dog will let you put a studded collar on them and not call you a pervert.
A dog will not pester you to replace the car for a new one.
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad.
On a car trip they do not demand the heater is on all the time.
And finally….. If your dog leaves you he does not take half your belongings !!
